Ben Quote #116
Quote from Ben in Dave Returns
Dave Sanderson: I need you to know something, man-to-man. I still have feelings for Leslie, in a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me, in a manly way.
Ben: She doesn't feel the same way, because she has a boyfriend-- um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other.
Dave Sanderson: That's--that information is-- it's not pertinent...
Ben: Well, I--
Dave Sanderson: Frankly, at this juncture. I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me.
Ben: I don't think that's a word.
Dave Sanderson: I think we'd all appreciate it if you would just let me have three minutes with her alone. Consequently, I'd like you to clear the area.
Ben: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna give my blessing for you to go and try and win my girlfriend away from me. I think that that's reasonable.
Dave Sanderson: Okay. Okay, and I want to thank you. I want to thank you for having this talk with me... Man-to-man.
Ben: Oh, well, thank you. Thank you very much. [Dave handcuffs Ben to the urinal] What-- what are you doing?
Dave Sanderson: I'm doing that.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Dave Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: That's vandalism.
Ron Swanson: I have a problem. This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend named Duke Silver records his albums.
April: I've heard of him. I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays.
Ron Swanson: From what I've heard about Duke, he's kind of a private guy. He doesn't want his nosy coworkers discussing his music with him or knowing that he exists. So, if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, kindly and discreetly discard it.
Quote from April
April: You got it, Duke.
Ron Swanson: Don't call me that.
April: I dig your groovy tunes, man. Did you hear me? I said, "I dig your groovy tunes, man."
Quote from Andy
April: Listen up, people. This is very serious. Jerry, if you're eating, you're not listening.
Andy: Thanks, babe. I don't know how many of you have heard, but there's a flesh-eating virus going around. Yeah. It's called "music," and there's only one way to get a vaccine, and that is to play it. To play the-- you get an injection--
Ron Swanson: Just say your piece, son.
Andy: I have finished writing Leslie's campaign anthem. It's called Catch Your Dream, and it's amazing. It's kind of like We Are The World, except I actually think it could have a real impact on society.