Chris Quote #88
Quote from Chris in End of the World
Chris: Herb, I just speed-read both of your books. And, full disclosure, I think they're bonkers-filled. But I did notice that you're interested in reincarnation. Tell me about that.
Herb Scaifer: Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? From the universe, we emerge. Into the universe, we return. And there are infinite forms we can take in infinite universes.
Chris: What a lovely thought.
Herb Scaifer: Well, this morning at dawn, you will take a new form. That of a fleshless, chattering skeleton when Zorp the surveyor arrives and burns your flesh off with his volcano mouth.
Chris: That was very strange what you just said. I don't like it as much as that other thing you said.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.