Tom Quote #145
Quote from Tom in Park Safety
Ron Swanson: Wait. I want to help.
Leslie Knope: What?
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna teach everybody self-defense, so you can defend yourselves.
Leslie Knope: We need it 'cause we certainly are a bunch of weaklings. Especially Tom.
Tom: I am not a weakling.
April: Arm-wrestle me right now.
Tom: Okay. I think I'm more than holding my own here. [Tom uses his other hand to hold onto the table]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Park Safety’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.