Ron Swanson: Wait. I want to help.
Leslie Knope: What?
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna teach everybody self-defense, so you can defend yourselves.
Leslie Knope: We need it 'cause we certainly are a bunch of weaklings. Especially Tom.
Tom: I am not a weakling.
April: Arm-wrestle me right now.
Tom: Okay. I think I'm more than holding my own here. [Tom uses his other hand to hold onto the table]