Perd Hapley Quote #1
Quote from Perd Hapley in Christmas Scandal
Perd Hapley: [on newscast] The story of this story is that it won't stop developing. The mystery woman who met with Councilman Dexhart last night appears to be a government employee named Leslie Norp.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Perd Hapley: According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun, the two bent an elbow at this local watering hole. And although they left separately, no one knows where they woke up... together. Perd Hapley, channel 4 news.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Christmas Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.