Quote from Ron Swanson in Christmas Scandal
Ron Swanson: Oh. Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment. Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer. Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu! Ron Swanson: The turtle flu... Man: Turtle flu. Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.