Perd Hapley: [on newscast] The story of this story is that it won't stop developing. The mystery woman who met with Councilman Dexhart last night appears to be a government employee named Leslie Norp.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Perd Hapley: According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun, the two bent an elbow at this local watering hole. And although they left separately, no one knows where they woke up... together. Perd Hapley, channel 4 news.