Leslie Knope Quote #1588
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Leslie Knope: April, this is Alyssa from the American Service Foundation. They take young people like you who are trying to explore a new path and match them with one of the thousands of jobs across America that help communities. Alyssa, this is April Ludgate, the single greatest human being ever, and you need to find her a job that she will love and cherish and make her life feel complete.
April: Okay. I'm sorry. I found this crazy woman on the street and she won't leave me alone.
Alyssa: Oh, I'm very familiar with Leslie's...enthusiasm.
Leslie Knope: They contacted us last year because they wanted to place some people in national parks.
Alyssa: Two days later, we had set up the entire program, and she sent me a throw pillow with my face stitched onto it.
Leslie Knope: Not my best work. Plus, you changed your hair. I'm gonna send you another one.
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Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
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Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.