Leslie Knope: April, this is Alyssa from the American Service Foundation. They take young people like you who are trying to explore a new path and match them with one of the thousands of jobs across America that help communities. Alyssa, this is April Ludgate, the single greatest human being ever, and you need to find her a job that she will love and cherish and make her life feel complete.
April: Okay. I'm sorry. I found this crazy woman on the street and she won't leave me alone.
Alyssa: Oh, I'm very familiar with Leslie's...enthusiasm.
Leslie Knope: They contacted us last year because they wanted to place some people in national parks.
Alyssa: Two days later, we had set up the entire program, and she sent me a throw pillow with my face stitched onto it.
Leslie Knope: Not my best work. Plus, you changed your hair. I'm gonna send you another one.