Leslie Knope Quote #864
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Leslie Knope: Uh, just one second. I'm running for city council, as you know, and uh, just wondering, do I have your vote?
Derek: No.
Leslie Knope: [chuckles] Derek. You old so-and-so. For reals, can I count on your vote?
Derek: Yeah, no, um, I don't think so.
Leslie Knope: But we've been here bowling all night, and we've been having fun. And you're still not gonna vote for me? Why?
Derek: I don't like you, okay?
Ben: Leslie, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Well, you're a crappy bowler, and I pretended to lose to you.
Derek: Yeah, right. I destroyed you.
Leslie Knope: No, it's true. I am a really good bowler. Ask Ron.
Derek: I don't know who Ron is. But if you're so great, let's play again.
Leslie Knope: Good. I'd love to. Tell you what, if I win, I get your vote.
Derek: If I win, you clean my house for a month.
Leslie Knope: Done.
Ben: Hey, Leslie. I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else.
Leslie Knope: Not now, Ben. I'd like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]