Leslie Knope: Uh, just one second. I'm running for city council, as you know, and uh, just wondering, do I have your vote?
Derek: No.
Leslie Knope: [chuckles] Derek. You old so-and-so. For reals, can I count on your vote?
Derek: Yeah, no, um, I don't think so.
Leslie Knope: But we've been here bowling all night, and we've been having fun. And you're still not gonna vote for me? Why?
Derek: I don't like you, okay?
Ben: Leslie, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Well, you're a crappy bowler, and I pretended to lose to you.
Derek: Yeah, right. I destroyed you.
Leslie Knope: No, it's true. I am a really good bowler. Ask Ron.
Derek: I don't know who Ron is. But if you're so great, let's play again.
Leslie Knope: Good. I'd love to. Tell you what, if I win, I get your vote.
Derek: If I win, you clean my house for a month.
Leslie Knope: Done.
Ben: Hey, Leslie. I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else.
Leslie Knope: Not now, Ben. I'd like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.