Ron Swanson Quote #272
Quote from Ron Swanson in Bowling for Votes
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]
Quote from Ron Swanson
[Ron returns to the bowling alley wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses]
Man: Here you go. Lane eight.
Ron Swanson: No, Lane 22. The one at the very end.
[When Ron bowls a ball just like Tom, he gets a strike]
Ron Swanson: Son of a bitch.
[He repeats the shot another nine times]
Man: Hey, perfect game. What's your name? Put it up on a wall.
Ron Swanson: I was never here, and you will never speak of this again