Ron Swanson Quote #247
Quote from Ron Swanson in End of the World
Chris: So you were living here when "Reasoneableism" first swep in?
Ron Swanson: I was. Lou Prozotovich, their founder, was an office supplies salesman. One day, he had an interesting idea. Maybe he can write a book to help people organize their offices.
Herb Scaifer: "Organize it!"
Ron Swanson: The book was a big success. Then Lou had another interesting thought. Maybe there is a 28-foot tall lizard with a volcano for a mouth who controls the universe.
Chris: That is interesting.
Ron Swanson: So he wrote a second book.
Herb Scaifer: "Organize it 2: Engage with Zorp"
Chris: You know... could I have a look at that?
Herb Scaifer: Well sure you can, Chris. You can keep it. I'd skip the first couple of chapters if I were you, between you and me, it doesn't really get good till Zorp shows up. Zorp is the lizard.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.