Jean-Ralphio Quote #35

Quote from Jean-Ralphio in Moving Up (Part 2)

Tom: Joanie baby, I'm throwing a huge party tonight at Tom's Bistro. You gots to stop by.
Jean-Ralphio: You gots to stop by.
Joan Callamezzo: Will this medium drink of water be there?
Jean-Ralphio: The only reason I wouldn't be there is if I got pulled over... [sings] For violating my house arrest. Ah-boosh!
Joan Callamezzo: What?
Jean-Ralphio: Judge gave me two ankle bracelets, said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Uh, jah boy's a question on the bar exam. Yah-hey!
Tom: Anyway, Tom's Bistro, tonight, be there.

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 ‘Moving Up (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Also, can you bring back Power Rangers? I don't know what it is you do, but you seem important enough to get that done.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind

Quote from Craig

Tom: Guys, this is the most important night of my life, which means it's the most important night of your lives too.
Craig: Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
Jean-Ralphio: No way, The Closer? Oof!