Andy Quote #550
Quote from Andy in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Andy: Professor Smartbrain, this piece of fabric was found at the scene. Look at it under your telescope.
Ben: Hmm. It looks like there are some tiny initials. "J.C."?
Andy: President Jimmy Carter stole my guitar? But why?
Ben: I don't think it's Jimmy Carter, buddy.
John Cena: The champ is here! [cheers and applause] Hi, kids, is everybody having a great time?
Andy: I know I am! John Cena in the house! John Cena, you're my hero.
John Cena: Wait, you're Andy.
Andy: Yeah, I'm Andy.
John Cena: From the information I got, I just assumed you'd be, like, ten years old.
Andy: Thank you.
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Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.