Leslie Knope Quote #1558
Quote from Leslie Knope in Save JJ's
Trodd: Roscoe, people in this town are very angry about Gryzzl's data-mining program. In your opinion, have you done anything wrong?
Roscoe: We did not believe that we did anything to invade people's privacy, Trodd. But then, we checked thousands of emails and texts between our customers and their loved ones, and it seemed like people thought we were wrong.
Trodd: Gryzzl's currently trying to buy an enormous parcel of land to build a permanent headquarters in Pawnee. How will you win back our trust?
Roscoe: We're going to be throwing a free concert with U2 and Beyonce. Tickets are already on your phones. Seating is going to be organized by income and sexual history. And that, I swear, is the last time that we will be peeking inside your computers.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Save JJ's’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron? What do you say? Dynamic duo get together one more time to try to save JJ's Diner?
Ron Swanson: I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: All right, everybody, listen up. We're here today because JJ's Diner has been a part of Pawnee for 41 years. And this man right here built that diner from the ground up with his own two hands.
JJ: That's not true.
Leslie Knope: It's called constructing a narrative, JJ. You stick to the breakfast. I'll deal with the politics. So, now, let's hear from a man who knows the value of things staying the same. Ron Swanson. [cheering]
Ron Swanson: I do not like rallies. And based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not like most of you. What I do like is breakfast food. JJ's has very good breakfast food, so it should remain open. Please do not approach me on the street after this event and attempt to talk to me. Our similarities begin and end with this single issue.
Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson.