Tom Quote #590
Quote from Tom in Ron and Jammy
Lucy: Yeah, I think you're really going to like it here. And obviously everyone's in a really great mood now because of the Cubs winning the series.
Andy: Yeah, it seems really nice. I mean, I am gonna miss Pawnee, though. My wife's there, for crying out loud.
Lucy: Yeah, tell me about Pawnee. It sounds like it's really changed.
Tom: Oh, yeah. There's a ton of new businesses. Gryzzl came in. They gave everyone free tablets and Wi-Fi and phones. You can watch Hitch 2 anytime, anywhere.
Lucy: Finally, that's the dream. Part of me wants to go back, you know? I always kind of liked it there.
Andy: Man, you got me really missing Pawnee now. I don't know what to do. Am I making the right decision? [groans]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.