Councilman Jamm Quote #8
Quote from Councilman Jamm in Two Parties
Leslie Knope: Jamm, what the hell are you doing?
Kathryn Pinewood: We're laying the groundwork for Pawnee's newest restaurant.
April: "Future home of Paunch Burger. Start drooling, fatties"?
Leslie Knope: Look, the deal was that both of us had three months to get our proposals together, and then we put it up for a vote. We still have two weeks left.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, that's true. However, here's the problem. Turns out, I don't care. You can't stop this train. Make all the ruckus you want. By the time this all gets cleared up, the people will be frothing at the mouth for that beef.
Man: Aw, sweet! A new Paunch Burger.
April: Their burgers will kill you! They're full of wasps!
Man: Yeah, but they taste real good.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Two Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: What are you losers doing for your bachelor party?
Chris: I told Ben he could do whatever he wants. Sky is the limit. We have Haverford, Swanson, Dwyer, Jerry forced his way in there somehow, things are bound to get crazy.
[cut to:]
Chris: The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.
Tom: I can't believe this is what you want to do for your bachelor party.
Ben: Look, guys, we don't have to play this game if you don't want to. I mean, I'm nationally ranked, so it isn't even really fair.
Quote from April
April: Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?
Ann: No.
April: Then I might have to leave early.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Bartender: Here's your Bud light.
Andy: I ordered a beer.
Bartender: That is a beer. And here's your Nimbus Martini. May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?
Tom: Please!
Ron Swanson: This is the wrong way to consume alcohol.