April Quote #167
April: Good morning, everyone! I'm April Ludgate and I will be filling in for Leslie while she runs for office. So the new emergency protocol for the Parks department can be found in your binders.
Scott: What exactly is the chain of command vis-a-vis on-site response?
April: You know what, why don't we just say that whoever gets to the emergency first will be in charge?
Zelda: Okay, so if there's an explosion, say, in Ramset Park and someone from Sewage gets there first, they'd be in charge?
[aside to camera:]
April: I had no idea how terrible Leslie's job is. She referred to this meeting as a nonstop thrill ride.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Live Ammo’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] All told, we were in there about six hours. And no, I was not meditating. I just stood there, quietly breathing. There were no thoughts in my head whatsoever. My mind was blank. I don't know what the hell these other crackpots are doing.
Quote from Donna
Donna: [aside to camera] Each animal has a photo, special talents, and a personal history... That I made up. A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings. This one helped Ray Charles around.
Andy: What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Chris: Ron Swanson, it is my pleasure to inform you that you are a finalist for the job of Assistant City Manager.
Ron Swanson: Chris, I feel I should remind you that I do not believe that the position or the entire government should exist. That said, you'd be a fool not to pick me.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it means I'm able to further limit reckless government spending. I mean, I have so many ideas. Some are simple like "Take down traffic lights" and "Eliminate the Post Office." The bigger ones will be tougher, like "Bring all of this crumbling to the ground."