Tom Quote #348
Quote from Tom in Dave Returns
Tom: All right, let's do this. [clears desk]
Ann: What are you doing?
Tom: Is this not one of those? I might have misread the vibe.
Ann: Oh, my God, dude, you have to be cooler about this. Look, I told Leslie because she's my best friend, but if anybody finds out about this and they start jabbering, it's gonna make it really hard to know if this is actually anything, so just keep it on the DL, okay?
Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.
Tom: Can I at least change my Facebook status to "In a relationship"?
Ann: Definitely not.
Tom: "It's complicated"?
Ann: [sighs] Whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Am I in a relationship? [clicks] It's complicated.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Dave Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: That's vandalism.
Ron Swanson: I have a problem. This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend named Duke Silver records his albums.
April: I've heard of him. I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays.
Ron Swanson: From what I've heard about Duke, he's kind of a private guy. He doesn't want his nosy coworkers discussing his music with him or knowing that he exists. So, if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, kindly and discreetly discard it.
Quote from April
April: You got it, Duke.
Ron Swanson: Don't call me that.
April: I dig your groovy tunes, man. Did you hear me? I said, "I dig your groovy tunes, man."
Quote from Andy
April: Listen up, people. This is very serious. Jerry, if you're eating, you're not listening.
Andy: Thanks, babe. I don't know how many of you have heard, but there's a flesh-eating virus going around. Yeah. It's called "music," and there's only one way to get a vaccine, and that is to play it. To play the-- you get an injection--
Ron Swanson: Just say your piece, son.
Andy: I have finished writing Leslie's campaign anthem. It's called Catch Your Dream, and it's amazing. It's kind of like We Are The World, except I actually think it could have a real impact on society.