Ben Quote #96
Quote from Ben in The Comeback Kid
Chris: Hey, man, you want to go for a jog? Just, sort of, kick out the cobwebs, get some endorphins going?
Ben: Oh, no, thanks, Chris. Kind of tearing this Claymation video a new one right now.
Chris: You know, Ben, I really think you need to take a step back here. I think getting some perspective would be good.
Ben: What are you talking about?
Chris: I've known you a long time. And, right now, you need help.
Ben: With my Claymaish?
Chris: With your life. You are wildly, insanely depressed.
[aside to camera:]
Ben: Depressed? I'm the furthest thing from depressed. I mean, look at what I've accomplished. Do you see him? Do you think a depressed person could make this? No.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.