Jean-Ralphio Quote #18

Quote from Jean-Ralphio in End of the World

Tom: So it looks like we'll each end up with about $5,000 apiece.
Jean-Ralphio: Stop. We get five g's each? That's amazing!
Tom: You started out with 450,000.
Jean-Ralphio: Remember when DJ Bluntz made us our own personal entrance beat?
Tom: Remember the opening night party when you danced so hard with Tess the receptionist and you broke one of your ribs?
Jean-Ralphio: It never healed properly. Every breath is agony. [laughs] Stop.

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 ‘End of the World’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.

Quote from Tom

Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.

Quote from Andy

[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.