Jerry Quote #33
Quote from Jerry in Born & Raised
Jerry: Leslie? Here's the thing. I've been all over the State. Indianapolis, Bloomington, Lafayette, Muncie, Gary... All the places you mention in the book. And I interviewed all the people you mentioned. And so far, there is not one incorrect fact. So now I'm going to head to the house, say hey to Gayle, wish my daughter a happy belated birthday... It was yesterday... And then I'm gonna head back out and hit all the towns in the southeast. But is there anything I should know? Any new info?
Leslie Knope: No. You're doin' great. Godspeed.
Jerry: Doin' what I can.
Leslie Knope: Yep!
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Quote from Tom
Tom: [sings] I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl Without bein' disrespectful
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Getting the book into Joan's book club will really help Leslie. But it'll also help my company, Entertainment 7Twenty. At the risk of bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man, is me, smiling and taking partial credit.
Quote from Ben
Tom: You gotta help me, man.
Ben: Why? Seems to be going the usual amount of gross.
Tom: No, this is way different. She's not married anymore. She had, like, five bottles of alcohol, she's callin' me "caramel." You've gotta throw some cold water on this situation. Start talkin' about nerd stuff.
Ben: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now. So when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Quote from April
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Well, I've made a little progress. I'm up to four seconds with April.
[back:]
Ann: Hey, April. I was looking to get some new music, and I was wondering if you could recommend anything.
April: The Internet.
[later:]
Ann: I really like your haircut. W-w-where'd you get it?
April: Prison.
[later:]
Ann: How's your sister doin'?
April: She has the shingles.
[later:]
Ann: Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City?
April: Alf.