April Quote #76
Quote from April in Flu Season
April: [device beeping] I want another nurse.
Ann: Well, there are none. We're stretched pretty thin right now.
April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.
Ann: I get the sense that maybe you're angry at me for kissing Andy...
April: No, I'm not. What are you talking about? That's crazy.
Ann: And that you think it might be fun to take it out on me. Please don't do that.
April: "Do"? I can't do anything. I'm sick. [device beeping] My blankets are on the floor.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.