Leslie Knope Quote #259
Quote from Leslie Knope in Hunting Trip
Leslie Knope: Well, he's very curious about who shot him. So, if you did it, just say, "I did it." Come on, person who shot Ron. Look, I think it's a little weird that nobody wants to admit that they shot Ron in the head.
Tom: Maybe Ron shot himself.
Leslie Knope: Hmm, he has seemed really depressed lately.
Mark: He was shot in the back of the head.
Leslie Knope: You're right. He loves the back of his head. He would never shoot himself there.
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‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.