Leslie Knope: Well, he's very curious about who shot him. So, if you did it, just say, "I did it." Come on, person who shot Ron. Look, I think it's a little weird that nobody wants to admit that they shot Ron in the head.
Tom: Maybe Ron shot himself.
Leslie Knope: Hmm, he has seemed really depressed lately.
Mark: He was shot in the back of the head.
Leslie Knope: You're right. He loves the back of his head. He would never shoot himself there.