Mark: Uh, it's city planning. It's mostly like regulating things and just making sure people obey the city code.
Diane: You wanna get out of here? Go back to my place?
Mark: What? No. I'm dating Ann.
Diane: Good. That was a test. You passed. Let's celebrate you passing the test, over a drink, at my place.
Mark: No. Still no.
Diane: You passed the second test. But we're still watching you. [exits]
Paula: So, you wanna get out of here, go back to my place?

Leslie Knope: I've got the entire Parks Department watching you, my boyfriend's a cop, so don't even try it.
Greg: I don't know what you're talking about.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I think you do. It ends today, Pikitis. It ends. Today. [walks away]
Greg: Thanks for stopping by, Leslie. You look great.
Leslie Knope: Thank you. Ends today.

Ann: Oh, one more thing, the people in this room now are the people I invited, plus Leslie and Donna, so, don't tell anybody.
April: Who's not invited, then?
Tom: [enters] Hey! What's going on, cupcake? Excited about the party tonight.
Ann: Oh! Oh, you're coming? Um, I was just about to tell you.
Tom: Jerry already told me. Can't wait to see how tiny your costume is. What time does it start?
Ann: 7:00.
Tom: Perfect.
Ann: Yeah, it's perfect.

Leslie Knope: Check this out. These are all the possible routes from Greg Pikitis' house to the statue.
Ann: That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.
Leslie Knope: In a way, that's a compliment. Shows dedication.

Andy: [aside to camera] A week ago I had nothing. Now, I have a part-time job. I'm gonna make $32 tonight. I owe Leslie everything I have. Which, after tonight, will be $39.

Ron Swanson: Hello, Ann.
Ann: Hey!
Ron Swanson: Am I early?
Ann: Nope, you are right on time.
Ron Swanson: I like your costume.
Ann: Oh, thanks. Raggedy Ann. It was one of my favorite books when I was a kid. Hmm.
Ron Swanson: I'm a pirate.
Ann: Right.

Ann: Um, this is Ron Swanson, from the Parks Department. I know him from that thing that I'm doing. This is Dr. Harris.
Ron Swanson: You're a doctor.
Dr. Harris: Yup.
Ron Swanson: I meant your costume.
Dr. Harris: I got it.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Worlds colliding, always awkward.

Leslie Knope: 8:22 p.m. Suspect still with friends in parking lot. He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance.
Dave Sanderson: Uh, confirmed.
[aside to camera:]
Dave Sanderson: Normally, I hate working on Halloween, but it's nice hanging out with Leslie. You know, she's focused, she's committed... And she made out with me in my cop car, which is pretty neat. I shouldn't have said that. That's clear to me now.

Leslie Knope: [recording] Suspect laughing with friends and playing with his stupid skateboard in a snide, turdish manner.
Dave Sanderson: Turdish?
Leslie Knope: Yes. Like a turd. Like a little turd.

Leslie Knope: Can't we just fire a warning shot over his head as we drive by?
Dave Sanderson: No, babe. Don't touch that.
Leslie Knope: Leaving location. Look at stupid suspect. I hate suspect.