‘Spiderhunt’
Season 4, Episode 17 - Aired February 24, 2015
Schmidt's arachnophobia sends the group on a spiderhunt of the loft. Meanwhile, Winston tries to keep Cece's secret from Jess, Coach works on his email to May, and Nick prepares his infamous sauce.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Don't go up the spout if you can't handle the rain, s-spider!
Fawn Moscato: Okay, well, you've done it. The perfect burn of the dead bug.
Schmidt: Yeah, that's right.
Fawn Moscato: Now stop.
Schmidt: [quietly] Okay.
Quote from Jess
Jess: The Sauce is shockingly great.
Fawn Moscato: This tastes like the inside of a bear, and that is a compliment, my friend.
Schmidt: All right.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: To Fawn.
Fawn Moscato: Oh.
Schmidt: A woman who likes me not in spite, but because of my flaws.
Fawn Moscato: I do like you. But I hate your flaws.
Schmidt: And to all my friends. In the spiderhunt of life... I sure am glad that we're a team of six.