Jess Quote #880

Quote from Jess in The Right Thing

Coach: Almost time to tell the story about your close friend Pete.
Jess: I'm just gonna tell the truth. We went on a few dates. That's it.
Val: I'm Val, Pete's girlfriend. [sobs] I'm sorry. [to Jess] Would you mind going? How did you know Pete?
Jess: [clears throat quietly] Um, from work. We worked together.
Val: You're a sports agent, too?
Coach: Wow...
Jess: Yep.

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Quote from Nick

Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.

Quote from Aly

Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.