Jess Quote #871
Quote from Jess in Walk of Shame
Jess: So, yeah, I got promoted to vice principal. VP.
Paul: Great.
Jess: I have a bottle of soy sauce on my desk, so no more packets for me.
Paul: Hey, you got a little roly poly bug on you, hmm?
Jess: Oh... I get it.
Paul: What?
Jess: I wasn't born yesterday! You think we're on a walk of shame.
Paul: I didn't, but...
Jess: Congratulations. You spend your Sundays having cupcake parties at your beautiful house with your cute little half-Asian kid and your daddy diaper bag...
Paul: I think someone might need a visit from the "rest police."
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?