Jess: So, yeah, I got promoted to vice principal. VP.
Paul: Great.
Jess: I have a bottle of soy sauce on my desk, so no more packets for me.
Paul: Hey, you got a little roly poly bug on you, hmm?
Jess: Oh... I get it.
Paul: What?
Jess: I wasn't born yesterday! You think we're on a walk of shame.
Paul: I didn't, but...
Jess: Congratulations. You spend your Sundays having cupcake parties at your beautiful house with your cute little half-Asian kid and your daddy diaper bag...
Paul: I think someone might need a visit from the "rest police."