Nick Quote #771

Quote from Nick in Thanksgiving IV

Nick: Your money's in here somewhere. Let me just find it, okay?
Cece: Oh, great.
Nick: Oh!
Cece: What's wrong? You hurt yourself?
Nick: No. It's just not there. Uh, let me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh. Ooh, that feels so good! When I'm looking for your money, it feels so good. [laughing] Oh! I love that! You're a nasty woman! 'Cause you're making me give the money to you.
Cece: Nick...
Nick: Oh, Cece, you love this! Getting your money.
Cece: What exactly are you doing right now?
Nick: [whispers] I'm getting your money.
Cece: You're definitely not getting my money. In no world do you have my money.
Nick: I was flirting with you to give Schmidt a taste of his own medicine. Okay? And it's a huge mistake, and insulting to everyone involved, and I'm sorry.
Cece: Yeah, and also, he would never fall for that at all, okay?
Schmidt: [enters] You're a dead man, Miller!

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 ‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.

Quote from Nick

Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.