Jess Quote #771
Quote from Jess in Thanksgiving IV
Jess: Happy Bangsgiving. [whispers] Close the door.
Ryan: Oh, my God. Is there nothing underneath that apron?
Jess: Just a little white meat looking for some gravy. That probably wasn't very sexy. I shouldn't have said that!
Ryan: No, it was very becoming. I'm totally confused about these oven mitts.
Jess: How else am I supposed to take a hot dish out of the oven? [chuckles] These mitts were a bad idea.
Ryan: What, uh, got you in the-the, uh, holiday, uh, sp-spirit?
Jess: Well, I like you, you like me. Why don't we just... bang one out of our system?
Ryan: Bang one out of our system?
Jess: It sounds really bad. I get that. And I hear it now, it sounds awful. But we just bang one out of our system, and then, we can go back to our strictly professional relationship, and I can stop thinking about you all the time, which I do.
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.