Nick Quote #775
Quote from Nick in Thanksgiving IV
Nick: I think I'm going to stop being afraid and start dating. You probably knew all along, didn't you? If only I could meet a girl like you, Tran. Your face, your brain-- throw it in a dress. Oh, daddy, I'd be with her forever. I'm getting off topic. Thanks for the talk. I feel a lot better.
[As Nick stands up to walk away, he almost trips on a large group of beer bottles on the floor]
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tran, are these all yours? Come on, man. I thought you were switching to white wine. How do you think you're going to get home now? You're not driving, so how are you going to get home? [knock on door]
Kai: Hey. Are you Nick? You the guy who's obsessed with my grandfather? Grandpaps, you ready to go?
[Nick salutes Tran, who is suddenly dressed and ready to go]
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.