Cece Quote #103
Mike: All right, hold on. I've got quite an eye for young boys.
Cece: Oh, God.
Mike: That's right, I said it. It's not a typo. Let's see some I.D. God, you're handsome.
Cece: I'm sorry.
Mike: Wyoming! Look at that.
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Mike: Wyoming. So you're one of the three people from Wyoming.
Buster: Yeah. Cowboy state, big sky country, home of the Liberty Bell.
Mike: Bull snatch. That's an awful accent. What is your real accent? Are you Australian or from Heaven? How old are you, for real?
Cece: Leave him alone.
Mike: Don't bull-snatch a bull-snatcher.
Cece: Leave him alone. You're over 21, right?
Buster: I'm not. Um... I'm 20.
Mike: Get out of here, you delicious bastard.
Buster: Can I get my I.D. back?
Mike: No, of course not, you can't. It'd be against the law, you wonderful creature.
Buster: Nice to meet you, Cece.
Mike: Good God, you look nice. Nothing irks me like underage drinking. It's stupid, it's dangerous, it's irresponsible. God, I want to have sex with that kid so bad, it's freaking me out! Oh. I'm real tingly.
New Girl Quotes
‘Fired Up’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: I'm what?
Jess: We had to do budget cuts, and we have to let two people go, and you're my friend, and I couldn't stop it. I'm so sorry.
[The boys' basketball team runs in with a custom-made jacket for Coach]
Boy: We all pitched in.
Coach: Thanks, guys. I'm not coach anymore. I'm just Coach.
Quote from Nick
Bill Berklan: So, are you gonna sit, or?
Nick: No, I'm gonna stand. 'Cause isn't that what we are doing? Standing... for the little guy?
Schmidt: [quietly] What is the plan?
Nick: Injustice! [drops screws in Schmidt's hand] I will not stand for it. That is why I will sit right now. I will sit down in this chair... [puts feet on table, falls back] You're negligent! Aah! Get off me! My neck! My neck!
Bill Berklan: Seriously? The fall-down on the chair bit? Is this your first case?
Nick: Yes, it is. And that is why I'll file petition on petition. You're gonna wake up in the morning to paperwork. You're gonna go to bed at night to paperwork. So how about this, gentlemen? You pay the $20,000 settlement to your client yourself, and you'll never see our faces again. What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Quote from Winston
Winston: And the jury will see that there is no justice for the Hebrew man. Not in these so-called United States.
Nick: What is that that you're doing?
Winston: I can't get enough of this legal drama. Check this out. Favorite author, Grisham. Favorite TV show, Judging Amy. Favorite color, courtroom brown. Courtroom Brown. Damn, I wish that was my nickname.
Nick: Did you just think of that? 'Cause it was perfect, man.
Winston: Courtroom Brown.