Schmidt Quote #627
Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving III
Schmidt: Listen, I've been researching on the Internet for the past 12 hours everything there is to know about the wood. Now I'm a... I'm a master camper. So if you need any help with anything, just come to me and ask, okay?
Coach: [chuckles] Thanks, man. I don't know anything about the wood.
Schmidt: I know everything.
Coach: I'm lost. What is that, a tree?
Schmidt: If these trees were skyscrapers, you'd feel very comfortable.
Coach: Yeah. I'd be right at home. Unfortunately, they're actual trees.
Schmidt: [chuckling] Yeah. You're the best.
Coach: I love the hat!
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Hey, mountain man. You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us?
Nick: I should've known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple grows in nature.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm seeing some interesting things. I'm out of the office till Friday. For immediate assistance, please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater.
Quote from Nick
Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?