Schmidt: Listen, I've been researching on the Internet for the past 12 hours everything there is to know about the wood. Now I'm a... I'm a master camper. So if you need any help with anything, just come to me and ask, okay?
Coach: [chuckles] Thanks, man. I don't know anything about the wood.
Schmidt: I know everything.
Coach: I'm lost. What is that, a tree?
Schmidt: If these trees were skyscrapers, you'd feel very comfortable.
Coach: Yeah. I'd be right at home. Unfortunately, they're actual trees.
Schmidt: [chuckling] Yeah. You're the best.
Coach: I love the hat!