Winston Quote #288

Quote from Winston in Longest Night Ever

Jess: What happened to you? I thought you were supposed to go to a party.
Winston: Yeah, it's been so long that I think I forgot how to talk to women.
[flashback:]
Winston: You ever wonder if someone in here has killed someone? [chuckles]
[flashback:]
Winston: Ferguson is his name. Yeah, he's my cat. Here's him in a cowboy hat.
[flashback:]
Winston: Good lord, darling, how big are your feet?

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Schmidt: I can't mingle with this trash. I've been to the mountaintop.
Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.

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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?