Schmidt Quote #614
Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Schmidt: I can't mingle with this trash. I've been to the mountaintop.
Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?
Quote from Coach
Coach: How you liking that merch?
Cece: Oh, it's It's great, thanks.
Coach: Yeah, yeah. You want a pretzel?
Cece: No, I'm-I'm fine, thanks.
Coach: It wasn't a question. Hey, yo, slice! Let me get about seven of them hot things! You worried about the money? It's cool, I got it, babe. Coach had a good year today.
Cece: Yeah, when I-I agreed to go out with you, this isn't exactly what I expected.
Coach: I know, I hear that a lot, I hear that a lot.