Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Schmidt: I can't mingle with this trash. I've been to the mountaintop. Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary. Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities. Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here. Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.