Nick Quote #385
Quote from Nick in Quick Hardening Caulk
Nick: Let's just say hypothetically that a girl says something to you while she's on painkillers.
Winston: Mm-hmm.
Nick: And that girl says that she might want to have sexual intercourse with you.
Winston: Please tell me we're not talking about Jess.
Nick: And you had no idea that's how she felt. Like, no idea. You thought the door was closed. In fact, you thought that door was so closed that you went out to another door, but had I known that the first door was open, that's the door I wanted to walk through.
Schmidt: Wait, okay, wait...
Nick: I would've walked through that door. Do you see how I'm in a tough spot?
Schmidt: Can we stop calling it "walking through a door"? Because for me, I feel like it's more like sliding past a drape.
Nick: Okay, if a girl on painkillers says that she wants to have sex with you, is that the drugs or is that real? And if so, how do I end it with Shane before Jess finds out? I-I-I meant the door.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I just realized something. It was never about a fish. It was a metaphor. It was about Cece. Don't feel bad about not seeing it. Look, man, it was subtle as hell. Oh, my God, is that a lionfish? Where'd that come from?
Winston: The... The lion... the lionfish? You. That came from you. When the paramedics came, you... you had it in your hand. They were like, "Whoa, you can't get one of these." And I was like, "He caught it in a..." You did it.
Schmidt: Hello, fish Cece. Gonna put you back in the sea.
Winston: I'm sorry, what?
Schmidt: Look, Winston, I don't know if it was the jellyfish's venom or the paramedic's urine, but it made me realize...she's not mine to keep. She belongs out there. In the great, wide open ocean. [walks to the toilet]
Winston: Uh, Schmidt, that don't go to the ocean.
Schmidt: What are you, the city planner?
Quote from Cece
Winston: What are you doing here?
Cece: He left me a voicemail from the ambulance. He was rambling a lot, but I brought him this.
Winston: Whoa, where'd you get that?
Cece: You know, one of the perks of being a model. You get to meet a lot of sketchy people. The guy who got me this also said he could get me a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I know this isn't gonna end well, but the whole middle part's gonna be awesome.