Nick Quote #169
Nick: Winston and Shelby, you guys have obviously found love, so...
Winston: No, you have no idea.
Nick: No, I do, 'cause you talk about it all the time.
Schmidt: I think we all have a pretty good idea.
Cece: Pretty clear idea.
Nick: Schmidt and Cece, you almost made a baby together. You almost made a person. Think about that! Jess... you're dating the man that I could see myself growing old with. Russell, you got a great-looking face. Your jawline could cut glass. Hold on tight, sister. Don't let that one slip away.
Russell: It's getting a little weird, Nick.
Nick: So, without further ado... Water, the source of life. [drops watering can into the tomatoes] Whoa! [everyone groaning, grumbling] It's okay, I got two of them. You know what? Go downstairs, if you want! I don't care! I got the tomatoes and I'm bettin' on me! Freeze frame! When I'm up in the air and the legs are there.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Are you serious? How do you look this good under fluorescent lights?
Cece: I am so, so sorry. Okay? This is all my fault. I thought... What happened?
Schmidt: [clears throat] Yeah, um... this is embarrassing. I broke my penis.
Cece: You what?
Schmidt: I broke my penis. Things got... I mean, just out of control with Nadia last night. And there was like this one moment where it was just blinding pain. And then there was another moment where I was like watching myself watch myself... I think I finally understand what The Tree of Life is about. And I can't be certain of this, but I'm almost positive that Nadia's vagina contains a right angle.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, my God, my penis is having a heart attack. Don't touch me, don't touch me.
Cece: Okay. I...
Schmidt: You gotta get out of here.
Cece: All right.
Schmidt: I mean, I'd-I'd like... don't bend over! For crying out loud! What are you, nuts? I'm sorry, it's the yoga pants.
Cece: I'm sorry for this, but I... I like you.
Schmidt: And I like you, too, so much. Call a nurse, call a male nurse. Probably a heavy-set male nurse would be nice.
Cece: Bye.
Schmidt: Describe it to them as like a... as a battered highway cone.
Quote from Jess
Nick: This is my feeble attempt at a new beginning.
Jess: He's sowing the seeds for a more fruitful tomorrow. He is turning over a new leaf. He is...
Nick: Jess, please don't do plant metaphors right now.
Jess: Okay, I'll trim it back a little bit.
Nick: Okay, but you did it again.
Jess: It's just ripe with plant metaphors.
Nick: Okay, but stop. I'm looking at you guys, and I'm realizing that there's a possibility of happiness.
Jess: He's looking for a little dapple of sunlight.
Nick: Go.