Nick Quote #1256
Quote from Nick in About Three Years Later
Nick: I guess we're gonna open mail in front of everybody. Great. Uh... Jess, you want to go ahead?
Jess: Yeah. I just want to say we really missed you guys. And Nick, I don't need to be married to know who we are.
Nick: Really?
Jess: Really. I love you, and I love our life together, and I don't want anything to change. And the moment that someone suggested that we weren't where we should be, I went crazy. Because we're great. And why risk messing that up? We don't need to get married, and that's okay with us. Right, Nick?
Nick: Yeah, right.
Jess: So, let's see what Turkey wants.
Nick: Ah, enough of that. Give me that. Who cares what Turkey wants? Cake beats mail. We got a hungry birthday girl right here, I don't want to bore her with foreign mail.
Ruth: I like mail.
Nick: Oh, you don't know what you like. You're three years old. Excuse me. I got to go wash my hands. I've been in Europe.
Schmidt: Is he suggesting that he hasn't washed his hands since Europe?
New Girl Quotes
‘About Three Years Later’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: [on the phone] Hey, bub. What's the holdup? It's been six months since I gave you my blessing. When am I gonna hear my daughter cry? Huh? I think I deserve to hear my daughter cry.
Nick: Bob, I'm proposing tonight. I've been planning on doing it all along when we got back home to the loft.
Bob Day: The loft? You visit every possible romantic proposal spot on the planet, and you pick that dump?
Nick: Because it's where we met, Bob. Look, I've got a whole plan. I haven't told anybody. So I mailed the ring from Europe. So when we're looking at the mail, I'll say, like, "Check this one out. This one's from Turkey. You should open it, Jess."
Bob Day: You mailed my grandmother's ring from Turkey?
Nick: I hired an Au pair. He was going there, anyhow.
Bob Day: A male Au pair?
Nick: Yes, a boy Au pair.
Bob Day: Look, look, I better get a phone call tonight with the news that my daughter has a fiancé.
Nick: Bob...
Bob Day: I don't even care if it's not you. Okay?
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: "My name is Ruth Bader Parikh-Schmidt, and I am three today." Can you say that?
Ruth: Daddy's butt!
Cece: Close enough. Okay, but where is Daddy's butt? I got to get to the office.
Schmidt: Daddy's butt has been bleaching all outdoor playing surfaces. [removes face mask] You could prepare a chicken on that slide.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Settle down! Settle down or I'm gonna turn off the music! Try playing musical chairs with no music! It's just chairs.