Schmidt Quote #920
Quote from Schmidt in The Right Thing
Nick: Schmidt, isn't there something you want to ask your mother about?
Schmidt: Well, I did... I did want to ask you about...
Louise Schmidt: Your voice is wavering. Here, have some chocolate.
Schmidt: No, Mom, I'm okay. Thank you.
Louise Schmidt: Have it. Here, have it, have it, have it.
Schmidt: I'll just have one.
Louise Schmidt: Have it, have it. Have it, have it. There you go.
Schmidt: I do love it. Hmm! So, I... What I was thinking about was... uh... my bar mitzvah money. Can I have it?
Louise Schmidt: Oh, my God! Of course you can! Yes.
Nick: Oh, that was... yeah, so easy.
Louise Schmidt: As soon as you write your thank-you notes. You didn't forget, did you? He never did his thank-you cards.
Schmidt: Mom, I just thought that you know, that was so long ago...
Louise Schmidt: Well, you know. If I just gave you the money, what kind of lesson would that be? You finish your cards, you get the money. That's fair, isn't it?
Nick: You didn't finish your thank-you cards?
Louise Schmidt: There's a hat in the bag, too. Try it on. Put it on. That's very nice. Take it off, you're in a restaurant.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Right Thing’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.
Quote from Aly
Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.