Nick: Schmidt, isn't there something you want to ask your mother about?
Schmidt: Well, I did... I did want to ask you about...
Louise Schmidt: Your voice is wavering. Here, have some chocolate.
Schmidt: No, Mom, I'm okay. Thank you.
Louise Schmidt: Have it. Here, have it, have it, have it.
Schmidt: I'll just have one.
Louise Schmidt: Have it, have it. Have it, have it. There you go.
Schmidt: I do love it. Hmm! So, I... What I was thinking about was... uh... my bar mitzvah money. Can I have it?
Louise Schmidt: Oh, my God! Of course you can! Yes.
Nick: Oh, that was... yeah, so easy.
Louise Schmidt: As soon as you write your thank-you notes. You didn't forget, did you? He never did his thank-you cards.
Schmidt: Mom, I just thought that you know, that was so long ago...
Louise Schmidt: Well, you know. If I just gave you the money, what kind of lesson would that be? You finish your cards, you get the money. That's fair, isn't it?
Nick: You didn't finish your thank-you cards?
Louise Schmidt: There's a hat in the bag, too. Try it on. Put it on. That's very nice. Take it off, you're in a restaurant.