Jess Quote #670
Jess: This is Wendy. She was just telling me how she doesn't like to dance with boys. [Jess points and mouths "It's her" behind Wendy's back]
Cece: Oh. Yeah. Well that makes sense because boys are the dumbest.
Wendy: You're just saying that.
Jess: No. No, no. No. Cece and I have met so many boys, and they are all so dumb.
Cece: Yeah, and I've met more than her, so...
Jess: Yeah, and Cece has met more than me because she is... nicer than me.
Cece: Nicer?
Jess: I just mean you've met 'cause you're well-traveled.
Cece: "Well-traveled" is how we're gonna say it?
Jess: I mean...
Cece: You better tread lightly.
Jess: I will. Travel. You travel a lot.
New Girl Quotes
‘Dance’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: You three are the worst chaperones possible on earth. A dog would be better than you. A plant wearing underwear would be better than you. Ray Charles' ghost would be better than you! Wh- What kind of men are you?
Quote from Jess
Jess: There are two ways this can go. Number one: you tell us why you ruined the dance. Number two: I bash your skull in with a carburetor!
Cece: I thought I was bad cop.
Jess: You are the bad cop. I'm the tough, competent cop, who's good at her job, you're the kind of fumbly, dumb cop who's nice and...
Cece: Yeah, that's not how it works, though. I mean, the good cop is nice and the bad cop is mean.
Jess: That would be nice cop, mean cop.
Cece: That's how it works on every cop show, when you watch it.
Jess: I watch cop shows.
Cece: You need to pay more attention.
Jess: I do pay attention.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Thanks for helping me with my school dance.
Cece: "Love is Forever, ever, ever..." - How many "and ever"s?
Jess: Technically infinity, but I could only fit 12.