Nick Quote #628
Nick: If you don't want Abby to live here, Jessica, why don't you just tell her?
Jess: Nick, you can't just tell Abby to do something, 'cause she'll do the opposite. So I'm gonna have to go find a place for her to live and make her think it's her idea. She can't find out what I'm up to. Do you think you can keep her busy and lie to her all day?
Nick: Jess, I come from a family of con artists and liars. And the one thing I learned is, you can't lie to a liar. It don't fly.
Jess: Yeah, you shouldn't be involved.
Nick: No, I shouldn't. Wait a second. Are you doing reverse psychology?
Jess: Yeah, it is reverse psychology.
Nick: That is reverse psychology, so you just reversed it, so now it's reverse, reverse, which is just psychology.
Jess: Hmm, which one is it?
Nick: You outfoxed me. I'm in. I'm going to do it.
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Quote from Winston
Manager: Uh, so tell me, what are your three weakest qualities?
Winston: [chuckles] See...
Coach: [whispering] Just say "perfectionist."
Winston: Perfectionist. Yeah. And the other two, um... [laughs] [sputtering] I'm overheating, right? I'm overheating, okay? So here's what we're gonna do now I'm just gonna shoot from the hip, little rapid fire, give you some fun facts you might not know about me. I hate standing up, I'm bad with numbers, and I just honestly, from the bottom of my heart, don't think women should be allowed to handle money. Just, that's for real.
Manager: Let's just move on to the salary. And you didn't even fill out the back of the application.
Winston: There's a back? There is a back to the application? Coach.
Coach: What?
Winston: The LAPD exam maybe it had a back.
Coach: You didn't check to see if it had a back?
Winston: We got to go to the precinct. I didn't choke. I'm just careless. And that is my biggest weakness, you bitch. I'm so sorry, dude. I'm so sorry, dude.
Quote from Cece
Cece: I wish I could just travel back in time and tell 19-year-old me to move into a place like this. Maybe I would've settled down. Met a, you know, nice guy. Nothing flashy. Works in a bank, makes a great veggie lasagna.
Jess: Okay, not now, Cece.
Broker: No, don't stop her. Who is this guy? [laughs]
Cece: Right? [sighs]
Quote from Jess
Cece: Wow. I mean, this place is beautiful. It makes the other nine places we've seen today just kind of fade away.
Jess: Yeah, um, tell me about the neighborhood. Is there a lot of nightlife?
Broker: Well, this part of town is pretty quiet. Unless you count church bells. Which you should. We have nine within hearing distance.
Jess: What about the other tenants? Are there single men between 18 and 65? Actually, make that 16 and 72.
Broker: Most of the other tenants are middle-aged gay veterans like myself.
Jess: Oh. Whoa. [quietly] Jackpot.
Broker: And if the demons come calling, there's an emergency room right across the street.
Jess: You had me at "gay veterans." And then again at "emergency room." And before that at "church."