Jess Quote #470
Quote from Jess in Winston's Birthday
Dr. Foster: Jess! I'm Dr. Foster.
Jess: Oh.
Dr. Foster: Peg has gone on and on and on and on and on about you.
Jess: So nice to meet you. I'm just running out for lunch...
Dr. Foster: Uh! No, no, need. No need.
Jess: During the lunch that I...
Dr. Foster: But you don't need. We can have lunch here. My secretary is bringing food. So we'll have a chitchat, tête-à-tête, exchange-ideas kind of lunch. To see how you'll fit in to the Coolidge culture.
Jess: Um, well, long story short, I really would love this job, I love teaching kids...
Dr. Foster: Ha! Now, what if you weren't referring to children...
Jess: Oh. Uh-huh?
Dr. Foster: ...but to baby goats?
Jess: Huh. That's an interesting question.
Dr. Foster: Well, we used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hanged himself, tragically, on the swing set. So... we bought another goat. Also named Melvin.
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Oh, my God. I have the chance to teach kids again.
Bob Day: You got to go.
Jess: Oh... Dad, you should come with me.
Nick: Yes, you should go with your daughter!
Bob Day: What am I gonna do, sit in your car and get mugged? I mean, I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to be killed by some punk. No, no. No, I'll stay with him.
Quote from Nick
Bob Day: Come on, what's she like?
Nick: She's, uh, not quirky.
Bob Day: No?
Nick: She's got no bangs.
Bob Day: No bangs.
Nick: Uh, tall and fat.
Bob Day: Really?
Nick: Yeah. Really ugly eyes. Small, tiny little beady eyes.
Bob Day: Yeah. Yeah.
Nick: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.
Bob Day: Yolanda Winston.
Quote from Bob Day
Nick: This girl really means a lot to me, Bob. And I just don't want to screw it up.
Bob Day: Why would you screw it up?
Nick: I don't want to make excuses, but my dad was kind of a... a piece of... You know, truth be told, Bob, I'm afraid I'm a lot like him.
Bob Day: The mere fact that you just said that means that you're nothing like your old man. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like you.
Nick: You mean that?
Bob Day: Yes, I do.
Nick: Think I'm gonna say something that might make you real happy. That little girl I was talking about, Yolanda? Her name isn't Yolanda. It's Jess. She's your daughter.
Bob Day: I'll kill you! [Nick screams] You're dead! You're dead!