Quote from Jess in Winston's Birthday
Dr. Foster: Jess! I'm Dr. Foster. Jess: Oh. Dr. Foster: Peg has gone on and on and on and on and on about you. Jess: So nice to meet you. I'm just running out for lunch... Dr. Foster: Uh! No, no, need. No need. Jess: During the lunch that I... Dr. Foster: But you don't need. We can have lunch here. My secretary is bringing food. So we'll have a chitchat, tête-à-tête, exchange-ideas kind of lunch. To see how you'll fit in to the Coolidge culture. Jess: Um, well, long story short, I really would love this job, I love teaching kids... Dr. Foster: Ha! Now, what if you weren't referring to children... Jess: Oh. Uh-huh? Dr. Foster: ...but to baby goats? Jess: Huh. That's an interesting question. Dr. Foster: Well, we used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hanged himself, tragically, on the swing set. So... we bought another goat. Also named Melvin.