Nick Quote #135
Quote from Nick in Fancyman, Part 1
Russell: When I was your age, I had a really skinny ponytail, and I think I was living off of selling my own blood.
Nick: That's funny. Then what happened? One day you just woke up and you had all this?
Russell: Well, I realized I wanted to grow up. That's what happened. [takes a boxed iPhone from a drawer] Um... I got this as a gift from the company for Christmas, so...
Nick: Oh, wow, that's great. My boss gave me three credit cards he found at the bar, and said, "You didn't get these from me." It's a bartender joke. I'm a bartender. We... We don't steal credit cards. Cool, cool.
Russell: Here. Take it.
Nick: No, no, I can't take your phone, man. I can't... it's just... it feels really good in my hand. Is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object?
Russell: Yes, it is. It really is. You can keep the sweater.
Nick: Thanks, I... I don't know why I put it on, to be honest with you. I just came in here, and it smelled like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy. And hawk's nests, and boat fuel, and cigars and burping... man stuff!
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‘Fancyman, Part 1’ Quotes
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Jess: Yeah, Nick, he might pull the funding from the school, so I'm just a little bit...
Schmidt: Blame your period. I've actually done this before. I mean, both parties knew that I was lying, obviously, but it didn't matter because they knew that I had utterly humiliated myself, and at the end of the day, they respected that.
Quote from Nick
Jess: But you've always wanted a thing. This could be your thing, like, the guy with no phone.
Nick: Well, who is that guy? I don't want to be that guy.
Jess: No, no, no, it's like mysterious. It's like, "I want to call Nick Miller." "You can't. He doesn't have a phone." "What?!" You can go all Ghost Protocol on everyone.
Nick: See, that's cool. I mean, I always wanted to be a mole person.
Quote from Nick
Nick: This is the problem, Jess. It's rich people. We are right where they want us, Jess. Just suckling on the teat of consumerism.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: That's the exact reason I got rid of my phone.
Winston: You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.
Nick: How I got here doesn't matter.
Winston: You weigh more than your credit score.
Nick: I'm here now, and I'm loving it.
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: I'm the guy with no phone. I mean, right now, I'm writing a letter to my friend, Kev, seeing if he wants to party with me this Friday. "What up, Kev? You in? Nick Miller."